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Worse if anything

One person does it once, and then they wipe their memory with a neuralizer

Are you looking for investors at this time?

My eight year old followed along for a three hour stage production of Spirited Away in Japanese, with subtitles projected above. So I guess technically supertitles. Point being, kids can handle subs just fine.

Shareholders ruin everything they get ahold of.

It seems like we’re just getting stuck on the word ‘inherent’. If you prefer, I submit that everything is contaminated by politics, and anything newly created is also quickly contaminated by pervasive political interests and pressures, if not created largely as a consequence of political processes already in motion.

Outside of the actual political process, is there anything that do you consider inherently political?

Yes, but the means of production is especially political

I think more and more that computing is inherently political.

How long before someone mates this with a drone to basically become Jafar and lose their fucking mind

Memory is done for. We need computers that just forget things, like a cool person.

Right, I just think okay, let’s say a superintelligent AI does come into being and decides to retroactively judge everyone with maximum prejudice. Do you actually have a use for people with no self-respect? Smart money says such a being is totally self-sufficient, and has no time for anybody boring or tedious.

Because an all powerful AI would definitely respect a basic Pascal’s Wager bootlicker.

That is the diagonal opposite of my point, sorry no.

Kinda fun how you wanted to call out an overemphasis on tone but the only thing you’re noticing is what I sound like. I’ll try to be clearer next time, I can be slightly cryptic.

40% of women feels like not a huge amount less? Happy for y’all to score the point, don’t get me wrong. It just feels like the headline is looking to stoke gender divisions more than point out that a good near-half of everybody is bluffing.

I want a full panel with Nixie tube odometer, analogue dials, and a huge, rustic jackknife switch that throws a bunch of sparks when it turns the car on. Any physical buttons should have the loudest mechanical keyboard switches available so that I can hear them clearly with music on.

Researchers: “…So, how do we tell them that the danger is oligarchs?”

Oh, but let’s put on our thinking caps! What is it they always say? “Won’t somebody think of the children?”

“That’s my secret, captain. I’m always thinking about children.”

…I’ll catch up with you there, save me a seat.

Ah but you see, when something is hot it makes closeted conservatives uncomfortable.

You see the problem? To a conservative, nothing is more illegal than making them personally uncomfortable. And nobody is more inherently conservative than a billionaire media mogul.