“Not quite true” sounds like another way of saying “true”.

Popular?

Sure Jan…

The Ouroboros must be fed!

I’m selling my toenail clippings for $1000 each.

Doesn’t mean anyone is buying them.

Fuck that guy with a cactus.

This sounds like shit an AI would write.

Israel is a cancer not a country.

He pulled it fresh out of his arse.

Department

Of

Joke

I wonder if they’re flammable or inflammable?

I wonder if they’re flammable or inflammable?

Alex Jones? How fucking high are you right meow?

How high are you right meow?

It’s not who votes that counts, it’s who counts the votes.

If the fascists get much further, possessing a library card will disqualify you from voting.

I left the US in the year 2000 and it’s gone downhill since then.

Has to be more than just coincidence.

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A literal dumpster fire.

Windows 7 was arguably the last OS they ever made.

We don’t need no water let the mother fucker burn.