“The good news is that we were able to deflouce the liberellapop from your upper guttyworks and it was a clean removal. The bad news, I’m afraid, is that we found some graspellies and blongongs in your drivelbox and signs of borpus… normally we’d start treatment but I’m afraid they’re quite advanced and… look, I’m sorry, but you have the pleb and… it’s johnternus.”

Track point navigation is a myth.

FELLOW INVDERS OF THE GLORIOUS PERPETUAL LEIGION OF CALAMITY OF THE NINTH ETERNAL GLACTIC EMPIRE MAY REJOICE FOR THE HEADLINE CONFIRMS THAT OUR MIGHTY THOUGHTCUBES AND CALCULAMATORS ARE UNAFFECTED AS THEY ARE PRODUCTS OF THE PLANET ZILZOG

any humans reading this you’re crazy why are you so crazy

Security through obscurity.

I don’t know why you were downvoted. Every modern fridge and freezer comes with a built-in heater coil for defrosting. More in-depth articles actually make it sound like the heat pump was turned off and the defrost cycle was repeatedly triggered.

“But if we don’t destroy without discrimination first, someone else might!”

Good. The nineties Multipla may have been fugly thing, but it was fun, comfortable, super roomy and still drove like a hot hatch, especially in the upper trims. It’s the family car people should be demanding.

Integrated into the dash is a hidden display that is invisible when the car is switched off, emphasizing the concept’s back-to-basics ethos.

There is no car interior design choice I hate more than fold-away screens on the dash. It’s basically the car maker saying “we couldn’t figure out how to make this screen not look like a cheap tacked-on aftermarket peice of shit, so we’ll hide it when you’re not around so it looks good for passers-by but you’ll still need to deal with it”. If Fiat have “solved” that then more power to them.

The Cybertruck isn’t cyberpunk, it’s tacky and not at all punk.

Did you know that the highway scene in Tenet was filmed in one take and entirely accidentally? They just built the film around that.

Bestowed bollocks

Chain it with the LAMDA function and baby you’ve got a stew going.

Why does my left bollock look like jackfruit suddenly?

But how else will it get important updates that protect it from the latest online threats?

Can you not just get some ATAs? The other guy talked about his AVM router with a built-in ATA, but you can get them as standalone devices for next to nothingm and they work fine for voice, fax or modems up to 33.6k.

Most devices with modems will just be plugged into cheap ATAs. They can handle v34 no problem.

Not to mention a 20 watt bulb would be blindingly bright unless it’s an incandescent bulb or something. It uses the same power as a useless 20-watt toaster, or a punchy 20-watt desk speaker, or a compact 20-watt fan: about 20 watts.

Yes, but in fairness you could do that before.

Flawless.

The plan in the UK is to start charging road tax for EVs per-mile, though there’s ongoing discussions about how that will work in practise it’ll probably be based on the mileage recorded during the vehicle’s annual safety checks (“MOT Test”). This seems reasonable enough to me since ICE vehicles essentially pay per-mile based on the amount of fuel the owners buy.

Well, it is “For You” then, isn’t it? Not “Here’s what you want” but “here’s what the algorithm has chosen For You”. For You: a bespoke, tailored, never-ending torrent of content that we have picked out based on the relentless automated psychoanalysis we carry out every second of ever day based on every swipe, zoom and key press to keep you outraged, distracted and malleable with the absolute bare minimum of entertainment and dopamine. Bon appetit.