10/10, Would ride to the 1990 World Cup with.

Until you install Firefox, that is.

I support a fleet of 300 Windows laptops plugged into USB-C docking stations, with bluetooth headsets, and all that is connected to a Citrix farm.
My job has been pure driver hell for the past year, ever since we were forced to downgrade to Windows 11.
And I have no idea how to get out of it.

What happens if you put the recycle bin in the recycle bin?

So, all in all… A relatively decent update compared to the average?

Just look at this picture. This thing costs over $2k.
And their target market are teenagers.

How do you fuck up product design this badly?

Found the Ferengi

Fun fact: Phone cameras now have enough resolution for AI to get your fingerprints off a photo

Imagine if this leads to all people in AI images flipping you off.

I wonder if he can use slurs.

Did the road runner paint a tunnel on it again?

Ya, Beltalowda beratna!

These drones aren’t armed. They can’t kill you if you disobey their conflicting orders or try to grab your wallet while black.
So these drones ARE better first responders than cops.

At least the drone doesn’t start shooting before it’s fully turned the last corner…yet.

Still a better first responder than a cop

That’s why smart glasses with a hidden camera need to be banned by law.
Or include punching people who film you as self defense, might be even more impactful.

Yeah, that’s another angle: Now that the bubble is about to pop, let’s quickly tie profitability (positive and negative) to the public purse.

When he talks about sharing profits with “The Public”, he isn’t thinking of people like you and me (he never is).
He’s thinking about himself and his friends.

I have pro+ and I filed an FTC complaint when the billing change was announced and encouraged others to do the same, with the hope that it may lead to a class action settlement in the future.

Good luck, buddy!

tl/dr: It’s a rebranded 2-year-old midrange Samsung HTC with a shell most people describe as piss-colored, a US flag with only 11 stripes printed on it, a Trump wallpaper and Truth Social preinstalled.
And still only available to media representatives.

Pretty much exactly what any sane person expected.