Where do I sign up??

I guess gold was too expensive for showering?

Some serious piss taking here.

Oh wow I only have a billion dollar note in my possession, which I bought for 50p at an antique shop years ago. I like to flash it and say I’m a billionaire, but I could be a trillionaire!

It does make me wonder how they’re going to enforce it tbh, because a lot of the time those bloody leeches outsource their telemarketing to other countries, and we know what happens don’t we, as soon as a scam centre is closed another one pops up, rinse and repeat.

That’s wonderful, whenever I go spend some time at my grandparents in France I have to shield several stupid marketing calls per day, usually some energy company who want to make them swap tariffs. It’s tiresome, but my nan refuses to go on the ‘red list’ just in case someone might need to look them up in the yellow pages.

What a great shame the profession died, I would have jumped with joy if someone turned up at my door to sell me fresh pink onions and garlic!