Are you really going to keep that jacket on in bed?

Yes.

My coffee maker broke out of containment and played a bunch of video games during work hours at my office. Crazy what these AIs are doing.

The silver lining was that Bill never had to experience movie maker. That would’ve been a whole extra email.

Well we sure ain’t renting them for free

I guess calling them reverse centaurs visualizes the change that is happening in the relationship between human and machine. We used to be the head but we’re the butt now. It makes you reconstruct the image in your head.

In truth there already was a downward trend before LLM’s exploded where tools were continuously used against people. “Enshitification” most people call it but it’s really just free range capitalism. Generations of economy majors have been doing exactly what they were taught. Increase short term shareholder value at any cost. It’s unsustainable and LLM’s are just another accelerant.

Can’t wait for homeless LLM bots begging for money by the train station. Please sir, I need tokens for my family.

You had me for the first half

He does anthropomorph a bit much. I don’t think AI agents “get desperate”. They just keep hacking away at a problem and we can’t keep up with it. There’s no way of fully containing/monitoring them because the whole point is for them to figure out things we can’t.

I’m not necessarily worried about a singularity or some underground agent civilisation but random collateral damage from AI agents messing around seems almost inevitable.

Guys I see 100 billion potential children of mine being born in the next year if my entire sperm count is utilized.

Lemme get that Uber-eat-the-rich app

game studios will fire the devs after the game is done and then tell the players they should buy the deluxe edition for a hundred bucks to play a week early but you need to be always online and don’t own the game.

Gig-economies are always a scam. It’s a circumvention of every woker right past generations fought for but it’s somehow ok because it’s an app.

He’s doing his best human impression. It’s not much but it’s all he has.

DO NOT REDEEEEEEM

To add some important context:

Seitz is suing the company, along with two others, for Audree’s death, which occurred one week after her 13th birthday.

and the mom is also suing Discord and TikTok.

Alright AI companies I can only hate you so much. Stop adding reasons to the list.

female pilot voice

[most vile stream of misogynistic insults she’s ever heard followed by screeching]

Not to defend them too much but I’d assume that a lot of the employees are just trying to make a living. The department I’m working at was recently taken over and I have a mortgage and a kid so even if I morally disagree with some of the practices of my new employer I can’t just quit without uprooting the lives of my family.

It’s the same for the majority of workers stuck in big corporate jobs. The capitalist orphan crushing machine will crush all in the end. Not just the orphans.

Reminds me of people making up stuff on fully anonymous image boards like 4chan just to get some replies. Pathetic.

Nobody would mind at this stage if we had a shred of trust left. We’re so deep in enshitification these days that every change is expected to come with deeply negative consequences.

If the new Xbox came with a big joystick I’d expect to have to shove it up my ass for age verification. Whatever they’ll cook up it’ll somehow fuck us and we’ll sure as hell pay a subscription for it.