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One thing we can be sure of is that non-smart, non-connected appliances will command a premium in the future

This was also the final straw for me, cancelled last night

PHP, of course, stands for ‘Patch Hastily: PHP’

Wake me up when they pass the age verification check from the original, 1987 version of Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards

The car of the future was supposed to have pulsating LEDs, self-drive, pursuit mode, turbo boost and an reassuringly patronising personality that would scan for threats and tell you what you were doing wrong. I was supposed to have a chest and head of hair like David Hasselhoff and a rich crime-fighting sugar daddy to fund my escapades.

This is off-white nothingness inside. It leaves me cold.

Infinite margin! 🫦

Purely for entertainment value, because in reality it would be Orwellian, I’d love to hear a court try and swear in an AI agent and then listen to that agent continually perjure itself in testimony.

How would the court sentence an AI agent? What punishment could it mete out that would make any meaningful sense?

Micron CEO said they expected industry supply to improve gradually in 2028, but couldn’t predict when supply would catch up with demand.

Why would they want balanced supply and demand? Scarcity affords them a higher margin for the same output. With so few competitors there currently seems to be little reason for them to try and meet demand.

This from the guys who released New Microsoft Outlook…

Me personally? No.

The drones can remain airborne for about eight minutes on a single battery charge

1. Hear drone
2. Hide for 8 minutes
3. Drone evaded

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?

such as unbalanced Mach–Zehnder interferometers or micro-ring resonators

It has a base-plate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, aligned in such a way that the 2 main spurving bearings are in-line with the pentameter fan.

• Firefox will get a built-in free VPN in v149, rolling out March 24 to the US, France, Germany, and the UK.
• It routes only browser traffic through a Mozilla proxy for privacy protection, with no extra downloads.
• Free use is capped at 50GB per month — enough for casual browsing, but Mozilla doesn’t say what happens if you go over.

It’s Which, they expect you to pay a subscription to find out

Hard no from me

JPEG XL? It’s 2026 and I’m still waiting for JPEG 2000 to become mainstream