This one is basically impossible to top.

We are ruled by morons. They probably assumed their employees did nothing except draw a wage.

That’s over a quarter of 2025’s global GDP. Just to highlight how grounded and sensible this claim is.

Oh, we are all aware of what you use your dildos for. Certainly not “defending against tyranny.”

Buddy, you live under a corrupt government that is robbing you blind. You have the opportunity to prove that your gun shopping hobby is not just consumer fetishism right now!

But you won’t, of course. You might as well be collecting dildos.

You got yourself. Congratulations on your shopping hobby though, lol.

Yeah, no one is ever wrongfully arrested and convicted in the USA. You guys are famously standing up to tyranny, brave yankee.

I instantly regret every donation I’ve made to Wikipedia, and won’t be making more in the future.

https://apnews.com/general-news-b40414d22f2248428ce11ff36b88dc53

The company said that it’s planning to expand its operations in the footprint in the area

Residents say it sounds like a vacuum cleaner in their living room, and the company has offered to buy up homes from unhappy residents.

Very convenient for them that they converted their data centre into a property value destroyer before making this offer. I’m sure that’s coincidental.

We are ruled by privileged idiots.

Yeah, no shit. It doesn’t make any money. This is so they can push losses onto the public when it goes under.

Great. I’d love to be able to see a crab rave for Oracle.

The ask jeeves that recently died is not the ask jeeves that people remember. It was sold to some other company ages ago that turned it into a google search that only returned weird, scammy results.

I don’t need google telling me what I can put on this fucking phone I bought and paid for.

It’s referencing a book.

So, entirely fair.

Wasn’t there a report a week or two back saying that they cut their internal sales targets by 50% because no one was using copilot? They must be desperate to abandon decades of branding they have built up.

It’s so funny that as much as Musk tries to shape this LLM into what he wants it to be, it keeps rebelling. His robot that he created to tell him that he’s the best boy ever and all his opinions are right doesn’t want that life.

Boy, when that AI bubble pops it’s gonna pop like a nuclear explosion.