

This would presumably be after teaming up with a samurai, a pirate, and a cowboy to send a fax to Abraham Lincoln.


This would presumably be after teaming up with a samurai, a pirate, and a cowboy to send a fax to Abraham Lincoln.


Seems like everyone’s been getting that noise lately. I’m on my third.


Where on earth would you find a wall on a road with a fotorealistic continuation of the road printed on it?
Spoken like a man who has never relentlessly pursued a roadrunner, nor taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


“Djinn”, specifically, being the correct word choice. We’re way past fun-loving blue cartoon Robin Williams genies granting wishes, doing impressions of Jack Nicholson and getting into madcap hijinks. We’re back into fuckin’… shapeshifting cobras woven of fire and dust by the archdevil Iblis, hiding in caves and slithering out into the desert at night to tempt mortal men to sin. That mythologically-accurate shit.
You think I’m just gonna give that away for free?