October

Fuck you LG, I’m gonna dig an old laptop out of storage this weekend because Fuck You

Why are there people even defending this piece of shit?

Dunno, haven’t seen that happen anywhere

Look at his cool inside-out leather jacket, never seen anyone do that

What was wrong with just asking a person

They don’t want to pay that person. Machines don’t unionize or have rights or need breaks.

“We put this into the magic computer box so that we can optimize racism placement of incarcerated individuals.”

“Claude, write an apology for me that blames miscommunication but still acknowledges that I will not meaningfully change my behavior at the heart of the issue.”

Oof, forgot to tell it to make no mistakes. That’s gonna cost another 6 months.

“We were targeting his whole company, give us our due credit”

You sort of have to go down the line person by person, but yes (assuming we still had a functional 3 branch government). Article II, Section 4 of the Constitution:

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

But [company] selling [thing] told me it’s good, it’s not like they would lie about that!

Sounds like it’s time to do Withoutings

AI could stand to learn to be less sycophantic

or abandon it to die

a tactic Google is supremely familiar with

Damn, nothing about how extensively I told them to get fucked when they put ads in Prime Video

Is that violations per user?

Next Week:

Oopsie woopsie, our training agents made a fucky wucky and stole all the wittle fucko boingo copyrighted works for training, we so sowwy. No takebacks.

–Anthropic

“You have 30 minutes to remove your generator.”
“You have ten minutes.”
“Your generator has been impounded.”
“Your generator has been crushed into a cube.”
“You have 30 minutes to move your cube.”

Apparently I’m OOTL on some weird Kash Patel shit?

AI CEOs: How about a 0 day workweek (because we want to fire all you plebs)

The failures will continue until, um… until… hmmm. I’ll have to get back to you on that.