“My back door is only for you baby” - Microsoft probably

You’re gonna need more.

He’s off to that golden parachute in the sky where leather jackets grow on trees and there are hot and cold running Chinese spies.

The whole CEO signing tits like he thinks he’s a rock star was pretty insane.

Yesterday someone wants us (here, Lemmy) to buy that stock.

🤔

At this point it’s easier to name the megacorps that haven’t.

He was always weird though.

Tech/stock bros gonna cry about it?

They’ve likely tried, that’s what makes it so funny

AIphone branding in 5 4 3…

Edit: lol they can’t, the name belongs to an intercom company 🤣

I got you. Just add this to your hosts file:

127.0.0.1 8rank.ai

gestures broadly at humanity

These days you have to assume people are dumb af or you’ll be disappointed more often than not.

There were scripts that would replaced the text and remove the comment, they don’t work anymore after the api fuckery.

You might be able to find one that runs in your browser but it’ll be really slow.

and most US ecomical leaders are sleeping at the helm.

No, they aren’t. They’re raking it in, fully aware of what they’re doing and not caring.

Would this have been noticed if everyone uses a thin client like Altman wants?