“Where are the engineers” to manage this on prem hardware?

Well, you laid them off, you fuck.

What else do you expect them to do with the billions of dollars of high end data centers they built for copilot? Help humanity in any way?

The storage had better be encrypted and locked to the machine it was installed on. It’s such a basic thing that…shit, yep they probably didn’t do it.

Nah, it’s so they don’t have to pay out for all the lawsuits they’re about to lose for their chatbots convincing kids to kill themselves.

Yeah, fuel taxes are supposed to pay for that. Given the state of the roads at least here in California, it sure doesn’t look like it happens.

Oh and don’t worry, if ICE vehicles go away, the politicians will find some way to levy an 8/9ths tax on something else to make up for not having those fuel sales.

Toll roads for everyone?

Definitely nothing in modern times to compare that to

Like, we told them that too. How weird.

I’m pretty sure it’s a marketing stunt to try and get more government contracts

They 100% did. They’re well past the point of having the AI do the work on itself.

Problem solved. https://overpaid.lol/

What exactly do CEOs do, anyways?

It’s gotta pop sooner than that or we won’t make it.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

It’s in Tesla stock and only if Tesla stock hits some insane price that’ll make it 2x or 3x more valuable than nvidia, so it’ll basically never happen. But the optics are still so bad.

Yeah. One of the rich guys brought his son. Reported as “university aged” but still.

Yeah we should build a bigger submarine that fits more billionaires. But no kids this time.

Narrator: “he didn’t”

My datacenter is 80% nvme at this point. Just naturally. It’s crazy.