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Don’t be Evil…be nice to those quarterly reports.

They “Peter Principled” themselves into some kind of “Dildo Principle”, still there but useless.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle

It’s just like a virus, now I have it too.

If you read the bible upside down, it makes much more sense.

Trump was trying to tell us that but money got in the way.

He was, nobody answered.

Debt

We’re damn good at it too.

Millionaires trade it like baseball cards.

Snowden rings a bell.

Wrong plug, wrong plug!

This “technical issue” can be solved by “pulling the plug”.

HAY, I didn’t consent to be searched by a dog either.

The police don’t need a computer to suspect you. They already suspect you.

They need a computer to blame the mistake on.

Inflatable?

A. Are you circumcised?

B. Are you violent?

There’s your answer.

This is holding someone guilty BEFORE THE CRIME.

I’m old now and I don’t have much potential left in me. They should have jailed me when I had my MOST potential…just before I was circumcised.

Well, THAT would take a lot of ordinary people doing their ordinary jobs while the 1% rake it in.

I’ll pass. I’ll try to think of a different thing I can do.

It’s what they do best.

My brother worked at an avocado packing plant and he would bring me a BOX of ripe avocados that were too ripe to send to market.

We had to eat those NOW. All the FREE avocados I can eat. Good times.

Quit ordering the avocado toast.

I don’t have a phone, that wasn’t me.

Have you ever talked to me on the phone?

AND

Do I have a phone?

Is the same answer for both questions.