Eh-I

I have refueled my car at night at unattended gas stations.

Holy shit

They aren’t hiding it, they’re just lying to our faces because they can.

It tells me I’m the handsomest boy in the whole building except the guy in 3B. He drives a Porche.

I just got an LG Smart mirror, no steam!

UP HIGH ✋

a bold and confident novice is going to feel anxiety strip all the heads when a bolt won’t come off and think to themselves ‘this isn’t worth dealing with.

But the cloud is buying up all the memory and storage

I think Jeff Bozo will be OK, lol

Ask Yoko

Hmm… Maybe they should make people feeders.

But then there’ll be a shortage and the prices will start to rise an then nobody will be able to affo-😂😂😂

jk eat shit nvidia

A single centralized warehouse for physical media

Sure, once you remove all historical context. Wait, are you Grok?

Did you have an ancestor telling the people trying to save scrolls from burning that removing them ‘defeats the purpose of the library of Alexander’ or were you adopted?

We should probably all be downloading the website and printing off the important stuff, like how to make fire and why the sky-spirits get mad sometimes.

Arm then with real munitions you cowards!

It lets them shuffle numbers around on a spreasheet to invent new money. This isn’t an oopsy.

Elected officials are loaded with copper.

alexa play despacito

🤘

I think most of the internet will still be on Earth.