Imagine though, the system trying to send out flight cancellation and rebooking emails to all these passengers - passengers not getting them and being completely in the dark about what to do and where to go because email was out on the same day as a nationwide ground stop…

Thanks, ObamA

Cyber terrorists are responsible. They are holding the world to ransom. They have threatened that if their demands are not met, they will restore Teams to full functionality.

Helicoptering my dick at the shockwave

(New)

My work outlook won’t even start. It’s just sitting on the splash screen for 45 minutes now

“You’re absolutely right, turning those servers off as a cost-cutting effort was a mistake, and has caused more problems than it has solved. I’m still learning, so I appreciate your understanding and patience 🙏”

Not content with hoarding all the RAM in the world, Jensen is also hoarding all the girlfriends.

This is why I’m single and RAMless

Those are from his other girlfriends

Money tornado coming for your house, your computer and your pension

Lol. Lmao, even.

Nonsense, you just pay the Italia mafia to dispose of it responsibly

On 4th of June, 1989, in Tiananmen square, Beijing, nothing particularly interesting happened.

Thanks for the intel

New friends from all over the world!

Lil group project

It’s like watching the Nazi party ban the rape of Jewish women in 1944

Raspberry pis are a tragic waste of Sam’s RAM.

Some losses are about to get socialised