It really seems like way too many people are just kinda going “eh, everyone else is doing it. It’d be impossible for the courts to force us to reverse course on this now.” Like, there’s no way the monkey is going to get the cork back in, might as well just get used to being covered in shit.

A maga piece of shit sucking off the AI bubble with both hands AND being a worthless abusive boss? I am shocked… Well, not that shocked.

If they pull the private equity BS, door dash will make loads while instacart posts nothing but losses ‘for unknown reasons, probably just a downturn in the market or something’.

Or they are going to do the typical private equity thing and transfer the debt to instacart as soon as they are acquired and then use the debt as an excuse for instacart to go bankrupt in a few years (or months) and walk away one competitor less in the market.

That sounds like a pretty good deal to me…

No they aren’t, about 40% of them claim to have been self-verified. But when actual mathematicians looks at them, it isn’t even clear if the “proof” included is proving the thing the paper claims to prove. It all has to be looked at with great scrutiny to find out if any of it even has merit.

OpenAI just dropped a bunch of busy work on the entire field of mathematics that may or may not turn into anything at all…

Mine is pretty boring. Honestly, I imagine Amazon has a much deeper profile for us hidden away and this is the one they wanted us to find to diffuse our suspicions of being constantly spied on… Seriously, I bet me TV knows more about me than that list.

a century of pathological, boundless greed encapsulated in tHe sToCk MaRkEt

I’m pretty sure that is just describing Capitalism. Trade, Commerce, Profits, and Money all existed before Capitalism. The boundless greed and “line must go up” mentality is what Capitalism brings to the table.

Thank you, Hero.

Who’s got that copy-pasta about drinking verification cans to play their games? I think that fits here.

The problem there is that the adult made the account and started the transactions and (presumably) completed all verifications required. This looks an awful lot like the parent is primarily at fault, doing just a little bit of sparkling embezzlement for his kid’s youtube career.

Now, the shoe on the other foot, I don’t think 9 year-olds should be allowed to be “content creators”. The whole thing just feels like child labor modernized. Which ends up in a strange place when I think about child actors, because it also feels like forced child labor but everyone seems to be OK with that apparently…

I was thinking the same thing… At my job if you have a company card, you have to explain ever cent spent on it every month at a minimum. How did he not have a difficult conversation with someone when he bought fucking Robux on the company card??

Plates don’t come with the cars here. Individuals go and get plates after they buy a new car. Hell, in a lot of places now, the plate follows the person and not the car when it gets sold used…

Wow. They are streamlining US “healthcare” by putting the AI claim-denier 5000 INSIDE the exam rooms.

We can’t prove that currently, not everyone that has been born has also died yet.

Still weird you brought her up twice and refused to lookup her name. Also, no one else is bringing her up (either because they disagree or they’ve never even heard of her).

Fuck, why didn’t I think of that? I could triple my current take home pay with this one simple trick.

I’m having a stroke even trying to understand the ‘math’ there. It’d take a 10 hour workday to be “near” 5 grand a day.

Fuck amazon, but also this kinda sounds like the beginnings of ai companies fighting for control and I have a small sliver of hope that they will just destroy each other.

Ads are basically how all the bad things on the internet propagate. I do not understand the people that are technically savvy but do not run ad blockers in 2026. I wish the companies showing the ads were actually held accountable for what the ads showed so maybe they would care about shit like this.